A Christmas Story – Favorite Quotes

…because ‘A Christmas Story’ will never get old to me.  Ever.  Enjoy the holiday season with my 17 favorite gifs and quotes from Ralphie and crew.

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I triple dog dare you!

It was soap…poisoning!

No, no!  I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model

Stuck!  Stuck!  Stuuuuuuck!

I can’t get up!

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.  Ovaltine?

Son of a bitch!

Shut up.

P.S., You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Only I didn’t say fudge.  I said THE word.  The big one.  The queen mother of dirty words.  The F*** word.

It’s a major award!

It’s a beautiful duck, it really is.  But you see, it’s smiling at me!

Show me how the piggies eat!

I can’t put my arms down!

Fra-gee-lay.  Must be Italian!

Oh my God I shot my eye out!

Ho, Ho, Ho.

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Author: Damien Riley

Hopelessly devoted to movies from way back when I first saw "Pete's Dragon." In 1977, it sealed the deal when I saw "Star Wars." I write about the movies I see, whether I like them or not. Sometimes I like them more than words can express! Thanks for checking out my movie reviews!